Get Your Landing Page Roasted by AI

Submit your landing page and get brutally honest feedback from 6 unique AI personas. Discover what's broken, what's working, and how to convert better.

Brutally honest feedback

Actionable improvements

6 unique AI personas

Features

Everything You Need to Optimize

Our AI personas analyze every aspect of your landing page to give you actionable insights

6 Unique AI Personalities

Each persona brings their own perspective and roasting style to analyze your landing page

Brutally Honest Feedback

No sugar-coating. Get direct, actionable feedback on what's actually broken

Conversion Optimization

Specific recommendations to improve your conversion rates and user experience

Detailed PDF Reports

Full roasts come with comprehensive PDF reports for paid upgrades

Instant Analysis

Get quick feedback in seconds, with options to upgrade for detailed analysis

Privacy Focused

Your URLs are analyzed securely and not stored beyond generating your roast

6 Personalities, 6 Unique Perspectives

Each persona brings their own expertise and roasting style to analyze different aspects of your landing page

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Sassy Designer

A pretentious creative with an eye for aesthetics

Darling, this design is giving "PowerPoint template from 2003" energy

👨‍💻

Grumpy Developer

A cynical tech veteran who's seen it all

This website is held together by hopes, dreams, and probably jQuery

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Conversion Coach

Results-obsessed marketer who speaks in numbers

Your conversion rate is flatter than my enthusiasm for another "quick sync"

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Gen Z Critic

Terminally online critic with no filter

Bestie, this website is giving "my dad tried to be cool" energy

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SEO Shark

Search-obsessed predator who smells weak rankings

Your SEO strategy has less bite than a toothless goldfish

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Corporate Consultant

Suit-wearing buzzword expert charging premium rates

This requires a comprehensive strategic realignment of your digital touchpoints

Pricing

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Quick Roast

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1 AI persona analysis
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