We Roasted Ourselves First
Two days after launch, we ran our own site through our AI bears. Here's what they found. And what we fixed.
The Full Roast
Alright, team! Let's dive into the battlefield of digital marketing, where the stakes are high, and conversions are the ultimate trophy! Today, we're zeroing in on PageRekt, and let me tell you, if this landing page were a soldier, it'd be lost in the woods, wearing flip-flops, and asking for directions! First off, the headline—oh boy! It's flatter than a pancake at a weight-loss camp! "Improve your landing page with AI-powered feedback from 6 personas." Sounds fancy, but does it scream "I'll solve your problems"? No! It's like offering someone a salad at a barbecue—nobody's biting! Now, let's talk about the design. It's like a clearance rack at a thrift store—cluttered and confused! You need to guide your visitors like a drill sergeant leading recruits through an obstacle course. Instead, they're tripping over distractions! The call-to-action? My friends, it's less enticing than a soggy sandwich in a forgotten lunchbox. If that button doesn't pop, you're leaving money on the table, and that's a cardinal sin in the conversion world! And what about the value proposition? It's hiding behind the couch like a shy cat during a thunderstorm! Your audience should know, in two seconds flat, what PageRekt does and why they need it. Instead, they're left scratching their heads like they just walked into a surprise math exam—totally bewildered! So, let's rev up those engines, tighten those laces, and get this landing page in shape! Because right now, it's more out of shape than a contestant on a survival show who forgot to pack the essentials! Get your messaging clear, your CTAs explosive, and let's turn those conversions from 'meh' to 'YEAH!' The finish line is just a tweak away—let's strategize and conquer!
Critical Issues Found
CTAs are lackluster and vague, lacking urgency and specificity.
This CTA button has less appeal than expired milk, leading to missed opportunities. Users need a clear action path to convert.
Insufficient trust signals on the landing page.
Without trust signals, conversions will plummet faster than a soufflé in a thunderstorm. Users need to feel secure before they commit.
User journey is confusing with multiple pathways and no clear funnel.
The funnel resembles a maze without cheese at the end. Users will bounce if they don't know where to go next.
Lack of personalization in messaging for different user personas.
Generic messaging is like serving plain oatmeal at a gourmet breakfast. Users need tailored experiences to engage and convert.
What We Fixed
Revamp CTA Strategy
Transform CTAs into compelling, action-oriented buttons that create urgency. Use verbs that ignite excitement and specificity in what users will gain.
Enhance Trust Signals
Incorporate testimonials, client logos, and security badges to reinforce credibility. Users need to trust you before they hand over their information.
Streamline User Journey
Simplify the user journey with a linear funnel that guides users seamlessly from awareness to conversion. Reduce choices to avoid decision fatigue.
Personalize User Experience
Utilize AI to tailor content and CTAs based on user persona insights. Make the experience feel crafted for them, not a one-size-fits-all.
What We Learned
We built PageRekt to give brutal, honest feedback. Before asking you to trust it, we tested it on ourselves.
The roast hurt. It was right. It was funny. And it told us exactly what to fix. We spent two weeks fixing everything. It worked.
That's what honest feedback does. Now it's your turn.