One Roast is Good. Six Bears is Better.

The free roast gives you one bear. The Deep Dive gives you all 6 bears. They tell you what's broken. They tell you how to fix it. They rank everything by what matters most.

Here's What It Looks Like

Competitive Analysis

See what industry leaders do better and how to beat them

Competitor X has a live chat widget that appears after 10 seconds. Consider adding Intercom or similar...
Top 3 competitors all use social proof above the fold (customer logos, testimonials). You're missing this...

SEO Keyword Research

Research-backed keywords to drive organic traffic and improve search rankings

Target Keywords

High-value keywords to rank for

"website feedback tool"
High Vol
Medium Diff

Long-tail Opportunities

Easier to rank phrases with clear user intent

"how to get honest feedback on my website"

Copy Improvements

Specific headline and messaging changes to improve clarity and conversions

"We help businesses grow"→"Get 3X more qualified leads in 30 days"
More specific, outcome-focused, includes timeframe

Conversion Optimization

UX and design changes that will directly increase your conversion rate

Move your CTA button above the fold. Currently users have to scroll 2 screens to find it.
Expected impact: +40% click-through rate

Generative Engine Optimization

Get recognized and mentioned by ChatGPT, Claude, and Perplexity when people ask AI about solutions in your space

AI Discoverability Score

Your Score6/10

What We Check

✓ AI crawler access (GPTBot, Claude-Web, PerplexityBot)
✓ Conversational query optimization
✓ Schema markup for AI consumption
✓ Citation-worthiness evaluation

Start With a Free Roast

Try one bear for free. Want all 6? Get the Deep Dive for $9.95 one time. Or $7.95/month for unlimited roasts.

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You Need This If...

The free roast shows problems. The Deep Dive tells you which ones to fix first. And how to fix them.

You have too much feedback and don't know what matters

We tell you the 3 changes that matter most. Everything else can wait.

Your team can't agree on what's wrong

All 6 bears agree? Fix it now. Only one bear thinks it's a problem? Ignore it.

Your competitor ranks higher and you don't know why

We show you what they do better. What works. What's just for show. Then we tell you how to beat them.